By DAVID MOON, Moon Capital Management July
30, 2006
I always assumed the Nigerian Internet scam was a waste of bandwidth. No
one could be so desperate, ignorant or shortsighted as to think that a
high-ranking African government official specifically chose him or her from the
6,525,486,603
people on earth to help
launder a few dozen million dollars.
That was, until I read
of the west Tennessee minister's wife,
Mary Winkler, who apparently fell for the ruse before allegedly shooting her
husband and then taking a Gulf Coast beach vacation.
(If you live without
Internet access or have an unusually effective spam filter, one version of the
Nigerian scam involves an email informing the recipient that a sweepstakes prize
or some other bonanza is waiting if the 'lucky winner' sends some money to cover
the processing expense. In some versions of the scam, con artists send their
victims checks for what they are told are partial winnings. The dupe deposits
the worthless check, then writes a check for a lesser amount to cover the
supposed processing fee. Only later does he discover that the original check was
worthless ' after overdrawing his own bank account.)
In Winkler's case,
authorities say she deposited several bogus checks from Canada and Nigeria for a
total of $17,500. The accused Selmer killer then sent the perpetrators real
money.
I've never known anyone
who's fallen for the Nigerian scam, but then, I've never known anyone who's
actually killed his or her spouse, either.
But that doesn't mean
I've never known anyone to fall for unrealistic promises of easy money.
Many swindles and
misleading promises are packaged to look much more legitimate than a hokey spam
email composed in all caps.
A recent full-page
advertisement in Newsweek suggests that investors should eschew investments in
the stock market in favor of buying foreclosed real estate in the Atlanta area: '25% return
within 60 days with a minimum $5k investment. Call today for your free
investment kit or visit us on the web at...'
Notice the ad's language
carefully doesn't quite promise a 25 percent return. The first 'sentence' of the
paragraph isn't even a complete sentence; it's a lawyered-up come-on aimed at
desperate or ignorant Newsweek readers.
Why would someone spend
the money to buy a full-page ad in a major magazine for a scheme that appears,
to reasonable people, to dangle easy, extraordinary and unsustainable
returns?
For the same reason
someone keeps sending the Nigerian scam emails. The ads and emails must work.
I know people who've
made significant profits investing in both foreclosed real estate and
international opportunities. But none of those folks did it by responding to
email spam or a magazine ad. They did it the old-fashioned way, through an
educated, logical thought and research process followed by effective
implementation.
Getting rich isn't
terribly complicated, but it's a process that usually requires patience ' along
with a healthy dose of realism, persistence and
work.
David Moon is president of Moon Capital Management, a
Knoxville-based investment management firm. This article
originally appeared in the News Sentinel (Knoxville, TN).
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